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Did you hear Eminem identifies as a woman?Answer: He's now going by Feminen.
What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?Answer: Elvis has been sighted!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?Answer: He looks at the calen-deer.
Why did the founder of Reddit, Alexis Ohanian, get married to the tennis superstar Serena Williams?Answer: Redditors are always looking for better servers.
Newton, Einstein and Pascal meet in Heaven
They’re bored, so Einstein suggests they play hide and seek. Einstein starts counting to 10. Pascal runs to find a good hiding spot, Newton on the other hand stays in place. He draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square with chalk on the ground and stands in it. Einstein finished counting, turns around, notices Newton and says: “Ha, gotcha Newton!”, but Newton just replies: “Nah man, you got Pascal.”
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller